This is a post in honor of my dog’s tongue.
No it is. Really.
My dog’s tongue is everywhere and in everything and on everything all at once.
It’s on my face, my armpits, the kids faces, the kids armpits, the floor, the table, the couch, the toilet, the highchair, my shoes and on the cat all at once.
If there is food to be found-the tongue will find it.
If there is anything that smells of anything-the tongue will find it. Even if it’s not meant to be eaten…or licked.
My house is covered in dog saliva.
Lovely, clean, antibacterial dog saliva.